"Fellas, coincidence and fate figure largely in our lives" - FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper
Delving deeply into the various forbidden branches of human and inhuman knowledge (as we graduate students are, by necessity and temperament, often wont to do) can have unforeseen consequences, the least of which not being that the maddening truth may often be brought forth into the harsh light of our awareness. In such cases, only the nepenthe of true insanity can save us.
Behold, if you dare, the horribly revealed truth of such dark illuminations as I have known:
Sarah Palin looks ALMOST EXACTLY like Laura Palmer! It's uncanny! The same vacuous stare, the pained grin, the tower of hair. And if you think about it, the potential VP has a lot more in common with the horribly murdered small-town girl from Twin Peaks. Both were beauty queens, both had a crippling coke habit, both are subject to cosmically evil forces beyond the ken of Man.
I think I may be on to something.
Watch the Owls; they are not what they seem...
1 comment:
I'm planning to dress as Palin for Halloween. Thought you'd be proud as I know you're a huge fan!
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